Hiya I'm Dorian! 27 year old Jewish art student. I love Magnus Burnsides too much (They/them or he/him)

eternal-fractal:

greenycrimson:

starseekrr:

mishastoesies:

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

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Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too

not only did you prove your point, but you showed an example of it in the same sentence

twobluecows:

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Trip to the park with Manaus, Julia, and Angus 😋

starting to work on a short slice of life comic featuring this AU (where Julia lives and her and Magnus parent Angus)

theshitpostcalligrapher:

marinkin:

randomgooberness:

randomgooberness:

randomgooberness:

randomgooberness:

randomgooberness:

randomgooberness:

I tried making brownies at midnight and it was a 3 hour affair that ended with shockingly not the first time ive baked sweet soup

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Be NICE TO ME

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😟

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I tried to add frosting and, I have got say, its a thicker consistency than the brownie itself

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…no…


But. It is fully possible that I misread it as a cup and a half and not. Half a cup.

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:) here’s the post in video format to the song hall of the mountain king

YESSSSSSS THANK YOU @randomgooberness IT IS COMPLETE

world-of-lang:

insaneclownpussi:

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CHICKEN FARMER I STILL LOVE YOU is probably my favorite place in nampshire

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ppossumist:

coining the term “eldritch twink” and applying it to elias bouchard.

hypnogogyc:

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that is not how u drink mountain dew

art trade with @uncobbedcorn !!!

huyandere:

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barbie day

sl-an:

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This was my barbenheimer

corelle-vairel:

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Go for it, Harry !

startrekgifs:

human-south-of-north-pole:

watermelon-converse:

alagaisia:

alagaisia:

alagaisia:

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

MOON LANDING DAY IS THURSDAY!

HAPPY MOON DAY EVERYONE!!! 🌙

littlestpersimmon:

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Everything I wore that day

shyflops:
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“greatcomputerearthquake:
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“ lord-blongus:
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shyflops:

worldheritagepostorganization:

greatcomputerearthquake:

funnierabbit75:

lostspirit101:

cleoselene:

lord-blongus:

scp2008:

amuzed1:

saito-91:

thenamesdiondra:

cynosurecosplay:

batter-sempai:

sueanoi:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bankuei:

meqabitch:

theryanproject:

futureblackpolitician:

cloacacarnage:

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

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Originally posted by wavingtoyesterday

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Baseball players are to be feared

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Originally posted by unbelievable-facts

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

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Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

World Heritage Post

Clip from a newspaper. It is a quote from Randy Johnson, Seattle Mariners pitcher. "I don't own a gun, but I keep a bag of baseballs near our bed. If someone breaks in they better be wearing a batting helmet because I'm going to throw at their head."

personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this

imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird